Posted September 25th, 2008 by Brian
Filed under: Football

Billion dollar bailouts and fighting in Washington, DC got you down? Retirement savings so low you’ll have to work until you’re 80? Don’t worry, has a plan for you. “The Mock Plan” from Triton Financial will somehow in some unclear way help you thrive in uncertain times. Watch below:

I’m not sure what, if anything, he’s selling. For all I know “The Mock Plan” involves stuffing money under the mattress or making it rain with Pacman Jones. I do however love watching that last minute TD pass from Chance to against Tech… so where do I send my check? (via)

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