I guess this is pretty old, but this is the first I have seen these Interesting Vince Young facts from the Houston Texans message board. Pretty funny stuff. I have included my favorites:
- Vince Young can only get drunk from a combination of rattlesnake venom and hot sauce. And he’s sober again in six minutes.
- Vince Young can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
- Vince Young once joined a Buddhist Monastery. The Buddhist leaders immediately kicked him out after the Monks began to worship him.
- Vince Young has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
- Whenever Vince Young needs a new pair of boots he just goes out and kicks through a cow.
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Brian
December 18th, 2006 at 3:31 pm
The Lays one is pretty good but the best is “When Vince Young goes swimming, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Vince Young.” Not original at all but still funny.
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brady
December 19th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
Vince Young once won 700 games of paper-rock-scissors in a row by electing scissors everytime, because his scissors cut through everything.
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Morgan
January 5th, 2007 at 10:48 am
Vince Young slept with your momma and you liked it.