Posted February 18th, 2007 by Brian
Filed under: Football

The [tag]Oklahoma[/tag] athletic program has been having a few troubles with the NCAA lately so they’re looking for a new compliance officer. Check out the job posting:

The University of Oklahoma is seeking applicants for a full-time, 12-month position of Managerial Associate I-Compliance. This position will assist in the coordination and enforcement of all areas of NCAA, conference and institutional compliance issues. Responsible for day-to-day operations of the compliance department through assisting in the implementing a process of rules, education and monitoring procedures in conjunction with the executive director of compliance. Performs other related duties as assigned. Minimum qualifications: Bachelor’s degree or an equivalent combination of education/job related experience. 48-months experience in NCAA Compliance without the degree. Excellent oral and written communication. A demonstrated record of dependability and high productivity. Ability to maintain confidentiality and a commitment to integrity.

Other necessary qualifications they somehow left out of the job posting:

  • Complete lack of knowledge in national median salary of car wash attendants. (Ignorance of normal new car purchase policies also helpful.)
  • Ability to look busy while not really doing anything.
  • Needs to be able to take orders from people in visors.
  • Excellent range of motion in neck to allow to frequently look the other direction.

If any of our readers feel they’re qualified for the position they should apply at or contact the office of Human Resources.


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