The [tag]Oklahoma[/tag] athletic program has been having a few troubles with the NCAA lately so they’re looking for a new compliance officer. Check out the job posting:
The University of Oklahoma is seeking applicants for a full-time, 12-month position of Managerial Associate I-Compliance. This position will assist in the coordination and enforcement of all areas of NCAA, conference and institutional compliance issues. Responsible for day-to-day operations of the compliance department through assisting in the implementing a process of rules, education and monitoring procedures in conjunction with the executive director of compliance. Performs other related duties as assigned. Minimum qualifications: Bachelor’s degree or an equivalent combination of education/job related experience. 48-months experience in NCAA Compliance without the degree. Excellent oral and written communication. A demonstrated record of dependability and high productivity. Ability to maintain confidentiality and a commitment to integrity.
Other necessary qualifications they somehow left out of the job posting:
- Complete lack of knowledge in national median salary of car wash attendants. (Ignorance of normal new car purchase policies also helpful.)
- Ability to look busy while not really doing anything.
- Needs to be able to take orders from people in visors.
- Excellent range of motion in neck to allow to frequently look the other direction.
If any of our readers feel they’re qualified for the position they should apply at http://jobs.ou.edu or contact the office of Human Resources.
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