Posted October 2nd, 2006 by Matt
Filed under: Football

Aggies Getting Their Squeeze On

(click above image to enlarge)

I had always thought some of the Aggie traditions were crazy, but I really have no words to explain what is going on here. Someone told me it is some thing where they bunch together real close in a square and try to protect their dog. Apparently the corp members crowd together at critical times during a game and squeeze their testicles in order to feel the pain of the players and inspire the team. (thanks Mick) Sounds Aggie-rific to me. Maybe they just knew they were going to lose.

And what is the deal with the guy in the front? Is he friends with Aggie basketball legend Chris Walker maybe?


Update: Click “more” below to see a sweet animated .gif and YouTube video of the squeezin’.

Aggies squeeze

(Animated .gif courtesy of DizzG on Orangebloods and video from BON)

Update #2: Don’t forget, None Suck More Than OU.


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  1. reply to  #1


    I could understand if they performed this…umm…thing AFTER Tech scored to take the lead.

    Let’s be honest. That had to be a punch to the nuts.

    A premonition of things to come, perhaps?

  2. reply to  #2


    Can it get much more embarrassing than that? And on national TV no less.

  3. reply to  #3


    wow…as Paris Hilton would say “That’s Hot!”

  4. reply to  #4


    How is that hot? They look retarded.

  5. reply to  #5


    Those who are natives of Texas must be proud!

  6. reply to  #6


    Hot damn. They look hot, dude.

  7. reply to  #7

    Clinton Huff

    Oh A&M…ummm yeah…….

  8. reply to  #8

    Kansas Sooner

    If they’re gonna do crap like that, why don’t they change their name to the Faggies?

  9. reply to  #9


    what a bunch of queers!!! they think they are marines, they aint shit!!! hey at least we won our bowl game!!!

  10. reply to  #10


    Faggies … hmm … wow that’s original, no really! I’m not kidding … we’ve never heard that one before, you’re the first.

    You should trademark that sucker before someone beats you to it.

    And they don’t all think they’re Marines. Some of them are Marines, some are Navy, some are Army, some are Air Force, etc … but none of them are obligated to go into the service. It’s just that the state stops paying for their stuff when they become a Junior, so it’s sign up or pay your own way for the last two years.

    But to the subject at hand, I seriously have no idea what our boys are doing here. It just looks like they’re “humping it” for a yell to me. I never seen nor heard of anything about corps guys crushing their nuts to cheer on the team?!?!? That would be a new one for me. What’s actually happening here is that the dog handlers are protecting Ms. Revelle, I don’t know what that guy in the front is doing.

  11. reply to  #11


    You only say stuff like that because you don’t know anything about A&M traditon and history. We are an older school than yours… so we were were here first. You guys are the intruders. Oh yeah and how about the numbers 12-7 this year. Y’all are way too cocky.

  12. reply to  #12


    JW that was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

  13. reply to  #13


    Hey, don’t be hatin’ on my Ags. I, too, like to squeeze my testicles periodically.

  14. reply to  #14

    Brad from Fairy, TX

    I see that I would have been a natural Aggie Yell Leader. Whoop! Ouch, I need some ice.

  15. reply to  #15


    HAHAHAHA!! Good one Brad! Dont squeeze yourself so hard next time.

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  17. reply to  #17


    38- 30 bitches

  18. reply to  #18


    A&M was first in 1876 ya dumb hippy

  19. reply to  #19


    Yall are all a bunch of tea-sipping hippies that dont have any traditions. We squeeze it to feel the pain of our boys on the field when they need help from the twelfth man, the guy in front is yelling “Whoop”. Do you know what that is or should i explain that too? Its not about how we look on tv, its showing pride, spirit, and grit for our team.
    “Some may boast of prowess bold
    Of the school they think so grand
    But there’s a spirit can, ne’er be told
    It’s the Spirit of Aggieland”
    Gig’em Ag’s! Whoop!!!

  20. reply to  #20


    @Hayden: hahahahahaha. thanks for the laugh man.

  21. […] by punt) against the Texas A&M Aggies, who feature perhaps college athletics’ weirdest fanbase. This offseason, these two teams were rumored to nearly be conference mates, too. That […]

  22. reply to  #22


    LMAO, you can see someone in the video isn’t giving it his “ALL”


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